Who in their ever-loving mind invented golf? What a pathetic way to torture a man!
Today, I came home from playing 18 holes of the cruelest, meanest stretch of mother earth there is. Who in their right mind would invent this?
I haven’t played golf in… oh, about twenty years. ( Now I know why) But that didn’t stop me from thinking that I was 15 again. I wacked and hacked my way from one pot hole (divot) to another, lost about a dozen and half of those little white devils, drove the golf cart over a green or two - heard a few words about that let me tell you, and ended up on the last hole hitting somebody else’s ball - not once but twice. At the bar in the clubhouse a guy comes over to me and expresses his appreciation for my stick-to-it-ness after watching me six or seven putt my way from pin to pin.
Being blind-as-bat in one eye probably had something to do with it, but come on…
When I came home my Mrs. could tell my mood so she put this on Youtube for me. Enjoy…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okkhgZim5Ig