When a very pretty young lady validates your parking stub at the stadium, then addresses you as “Sir!”
Instead of being asked at the grocery store if you’d like paper
or plastic, you’re asked “ would you like someone to help you load that in your car?”
When your kid wears the clothes you had in high school as a costume to
a Halloween party.
You’re a first base coach and the third base coach sends a signal over,
you yell over… “ what?”, he yells back … “what? The other team’s first baseman says to you, “ he’s giving the steal sign coach.”
You’re on the field looking for your glasses, then someone point to the top of your head … “oh, there they are.”
When the new crop of pitcher’s in the bullpen looks like a collection of kids from 6th grade, on recess.
You fall asleep in the bullpen at the end of the third inning, and you wake up during the fourth inning – of the second game in a double header. And no one missed you!
The fire hose in your home stadium has a date of manufacture as the same date that you were born. You look a little closer and the things been condemned by the local fire marshal. Then it dawns on you, if the ole stadium ever went up in smoke, neither one of you would stand a chance.