A quick story for you. A man leaves home, turns left three times before returning home to face two masked men waiting for him. Good news or bad news? What just happened?
Good news or bad news depends on who you are.
Very good sir.
If he plays baseball then: Mammoth Homer!
If it’s Bryce Harper, he probably did a little dance, skip and a hop between those left turns. You know, just keeping it classy.
I’m thinking the batter-runner hauled arse to beat the throw home on that inside-the-park homer. Well, that’s the good news version. The bad news version would be that he didnt beat the throw.
Bad news if the catcher had the ball…