We all do it the same.
We pucker up and bring it up
over and over again.
Now some never linger,
without using hands or fingers.
While others leave it on the lip,
while walking or leaning on one hip.
Then there’s the swallow,
that draws back deep and hollow.
Gathering with gust,
then launched with so much thrust.
It was common place to see,
tobacco juice that flees.
Red Man Plug, Mail Pouch, or Honest Chew,
Union Scrap and Bloodhound were all brands we knew.
So don’t be offended my friend,
at a baseball game you attend.
And please don’t leave and take a U-e,
When you see us all go PA-TOOOUUUEEE.