I saw some rather clever bumper stickers recently:
- “Where do you want to sit for eternity – smoking or non smoking?”
- “Save the earth – we’ll strip mine the other planets first!”
- “Save the whales – collect the whole set!”
- “Stop honking – I’m loading as fast as I can!”
- “Brake lights broken – watch for the finger.”
- “ I love animals – they taste soooooo good!
- “Love brings the world together – and if we get any
closer there won’t be any room left!
- “There’s about 2 ½ millions idiots in this world,
and I had to marry their King!”
- Momma said there’d be days like this, I didn’t
figure they’d go on for months at a time!”
As you can probably tell, I got time on my hands…