A club I was with had a string of really bad games in addition to things that just went from bad to worse to "you ain't gonna believe this.." So, our skipper decided to start the joke for the day (besides us overall). He came up with this idea while attending a Barber's school during the offseason. So, each day somebody had to come up with a chuckle. Any who ..... if you have a "printable" joke, let's hear it. Here's one
A young boy was waiting outside a ladies room of a gas station for his mother to come out and a minister drove in looking for directions. He saw the young boy and asked him if he knew where the nearest post office was.
The young boy raised his arm and pointed in a direction and said. " Yes sir, right down that road, turn left at the stop sign and continue down that road, and the post office will be on your right."
The minister was so impressed with the politeness of the young boy that he thanked him and said, " I'm the new minister in town and if you and your mother can come to church this Sunday, I'll show you both how to go to heaven.
The young boy tilted his head and looked at the minister and said.... " You mean to tell me, if you can't even find a lousy post office, then how the %$#@! are you gonna find heaven?"