I’ve always said …
Ya know, people will never know how stupid you are until you open your mouth.
Ya know, you were born slow, not stupid - act like it.
Ya know, static electricity is nature’s way of letting know what happens when
you rub something the wrong way.
Ya know, when you hurt someone’s feelings, it’s like putting your spikes on
the wrong feet. You can still walk, but it just doesn’t feel right.
Ya know, ( and this always works) stand at the plate without a bat, then watch
a pitch come in, then take the bat in your hands and then swing with at the next
pitch - 100% of the time (if it’s a strike) you’ll hit that pitch, guaranteed.
Ya know, take the mound with a two baseballs in your glove hand (without your
glove on) and a baseball in your pitching hand. Either from the wind up or the
stretch, pitch your first pitch. Guaranteed, you’ll hit your backstop dead on - 100%
of the time.