Your catcher gives you a sign - down and away, to which the first base umpires immediately kicks the dirt and yells …“awhhh man, not another down and away pitch again … he hasn’t gotten a strike with that thing all day!!”
Everybody in the dugout is telling jokes about the pitcher… and you remember a few good one’s yourself … then it dawns on you… “hey wait a minute…I’M THE PITCHER!!!”
Your bus stops and you and your teammates step out looking at swamp. Your bus driver says… " I could’ve sworn this was the place?" As you get back in the bus … you think to yourself … “this guys looks just like the pitching coach I had last year!!” … naahhhhh, what are the odds!
The score is 15 - 0, and you club is now at the plate. As you sit in the dugout you just can’t help but wonder what the other eight innings are going to be like?
You flip the calendar in your locker room to a new month … and on the very first page is printed … STAY HOME!!
As your reading today’s newspaper - you search the horoscope section only to find your sign has been canceled.
After a grueling inning of hecklers, you walk off the mound towards the dugout … and still their on you! As you reach the dugout top step you decide to give them the evil eye … when all of a sudden you notice it’s been your MOM!!
The guy in the batter’s box is ready to enter the record books with this at bat. As you finialize your grip in your glove you notice the ball has something on it … Geessshh! HE’S ALREADY AUTOGRAPHED THE DARN THING!!
Against better judgment you went out to a party last night - a real whirl wind of a grand time — and now you’ve got to pitch. So, you suit up, rub your eyes, stagger to the mound that feels kind of weird and wonder why the catcher is wearing lipstick??? Come to find out your standing on a toilet in the ladies room of the stadium !!
Baseball… is this a great game or what!!