A lot of times, ball players …especially pitchers, aren’t the sharpest tacks in the pack, and when asked a question they sometimes, well, think to much.
Take for example a simple joke that’s asked in the form of a question. You know… like how many pitchers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Here are actually some answers that I heard:
the guy looks left and right… up and down… and says “I didn’t even
know we had light bulbs!
“It’s still light out, what da need a light bulb for?”
“I don’t have to get up on a ladder do I?”
“I’m a lefty… does that make a difference?”
“Hold it coach… I gotta get my glasses!”
The guy points to the stadium lights and says, ”I not going up there!”
After the guy hears the question… he stops…looks at you… and says
“yeah… go ahead coach…I’m still listening…”