Crows outside Fenway Park


#1

The Massachusetts Turnpike almost runs right near Fenway Park and near that road was found about seventy (70) dead crows.

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority were concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird’s beaks and claws.

By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout “Cah”, not a single one could shout “Truck.”

As you can guess… a retired pitching coach has a lot of time on his hands…


#2

Haha. Awesome. Just drove the Pike by there yesterday but no crows, only cahs.


#3

You had me going on that one right to the punch line. Nice one.


#4

Niiice one Coach B