At a recent end of season banquet that my wife and I attended the table behind us had a conversation about baseball and heaven.
One of the ladies asked jokingly if there was baseball in heaven?
Immediately all four coaches sitting at the table chimed in with “ it wouldn’t be heaven with out it … just push open those pearly gates and walk right in”
There was a pause, then I heard one lady remark about her husband …” well in his case he’ll have to wait, with his luck there’ll be a sign on the gates saying - don’t touch, wet paint!”
Coach B.