Awhh to heck with it


So you’re at the bottom of the league’s standings, you’re in the cellar, what the heck…

  • take the field with everyone wearing the same number.
  • stuff a small pillow in the back of your uniform pants
  • everybody sticks a mustache on their top lip
  • go barefoot
  • stick a propeller on the top of your batting helmet
  • on every pitch, have your fielders start jumping jacks
  • when you’re in the dugout, start singing … " I don’t want grow up I’m a ToysR us kid …"
  • have your infielders wear vampire fangs

Unless your league has a specific ruling on any of this stuff … who cares… ta-heck-with-it…