Question: How many pitching gurus does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it sure takes a sh*tload of light bulbs!
Dear Mr. Nyman,
We know that you think that your pitching system is better than all others. We know that you think that all other pitching gurus are retards. Please keep it to yourself. The jokes's not funny.
Halogen, fluorescent, neon, etc What works best?!
Mr. Nyman, why do you teach the high-level throwing pattern, yet not the high-level hitting pattern?
Kind of a funny joke but actually an accurate commentary on pitching coaches. Every pitching coach out there (including yours truly) has taught pitchers using information they later figured out was wrong or at least meaningless. There are no perfect pitching coaches.