An elderly couple decide to go to the ballpark and watch a game. Somehow while walking to their seats, they get separated.
The elderly man looks and looks, but with no luck, can't find his Mrs.
But then he spots this very attractive young blonde, just sitting my herself.
He approaches the young lady, tips his cap, then asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to her.
She responds with a nod - no, theirs no one sitting there.
The elderly gentleman says.. " I'll just be a few seconds, then I have to leave."
The young lady looks rather perplexed and asks... "why?"
"Well, it's like this," he says, "every time I start to talk to a beautiful women, presto... my wife appears in seconds."